A couple weeks ago, Spencer Rice aka Spenny from the popular T.V. show Kenny Vs. Spenny wrote on his blog a very heart-warming message directed at myself…
"Zack, you are a two-bit, gutless, worm, and if I ever met you, I would most certainly give you a dirty look. You’re a low-life maggot. You make Perez Hilton look like Walter Cronkite. And for future reference, if you want to catch me in a drunken stupor, I recommend catching me on St Paddy’s Day or Keith Richard’s birthday, but not coming out of a kid’s movie with my girlfriend’s nieces. Fuck you."
I figured, why not call this guy up and meet for some "dirty looks" & drinks (I didn't think he'd actually accept my offer), since that is how all this started…
It was neither St. Paddy's Day or Keith Richard's Birthday, but what I did do was challenge Spenny to a drinking competition of who could drink more… The loser pays the bill!!
It was a hard fought battle but in the end…
…I think the only thing left to say now is: FUCK YOU SPENNY I want a rematch haha!!
UPDATE: Spenny just posted the following thoughts about me:
"Zack is a good-ish guy. We met and discussed my hissy-fit blog against him. I reminded him that my panties are always in a knot. His explanation for the false information on his blog about me, though morally bankrupt, was somewhat accpetable to me. As far as the drinking, unfortunately he challenged me on a night I could have out-drank Dean Martin. Some days are like that for me. To his credit, I had horrible hangover the next day. At the end he had me drinking some sugary booze… I hate sugary booze. And he was a good sport to allow his puking to be documented. So, all is good. Next time there's bullshit about me on his site, I'll let him know so he can correct it."
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hahaha spenny rocks!!!
He’s the biggest loser ever!!!
hahahah.
His girlfriend looks like a scary witch.
I agree, she has the skin of a 50-year-old. Moisturizer goes a long way, sweetie. Eww, and her hair…can someone say oil slick…so dirty, take a shower.
Too bad Halloween is over
Oh you are soooo nasty and sooo wrong. I’ve met this girl. She’s stunningly beautiful, very well educated and a sweetheart. How about posting a picture of yourself nasty? Bet that scares you more than a little eh?
I know her and her sister. Not at all beautiful, very average 4/10. She seems nice though.
try again….she doesn’t have a sister.
Hey douche bags Opinions are like assholes everyone’s got one and they all stink
Hey guys,
I was next to them at the bar that night. Zack you rock buddy!
She is no beauty by all means but an ok girl. Not everyone has the good fortune of being atractive. Everyone be nice. We are who we are.
Spenny is a despicable man. And he doesn’t even realize it, or chooses to close his eyes. So sad. Shame on you.
OMG, the girl in the photo works at the same place I do. No one likes her. She is very phony a true bitch, but hides it very well. Says one thing but always has an agenda. She loves the attention.
Famewhore. Get over yourself. Spenny you could do a lot better. (especially in the looks dept).
I’ve dated her spenny, run while you have a chance her family is nutso, such opportunists. I learned the hard way, buddy.
Kim Salmon is a whore.
http://www.facebook.com/kim.salmon1?v=info
There’s a reason she is not well-liked Spenny. Watch your back. She has a lot of enemies.
yup, kim’s a true country hick! no class. brother & family even worse.
Horrible hat Spenny. So ugly & makes you look like an old man.
Kim is in my yoga class. Her sweat smells bad. She’s the talk of the locker area. Sorry girl, just tryin’ to help.
Saw her at the TFC game tonight..ugly plain jane girl.
Kim is a Pudgie be-yotch, go back to hot yoga and shed 10 pounds. And get a professional stylist for your hair asap. MAJOR FAIL.
Not hot at all.
spenny’s ex-wife = hot milf
Saw Spenny’s girl with him at Yorkdale today..what a dog, ruff ruff. ORDINARY.
Me too, joan jet wannabe. gross. trailer trash.
No way Spenny is dumb enough to fall for Kim, well then again, it is Spenny. Always loses in life.
I saw them together too. Makes sense his girl is below average, Spenny is not good looking. Birds of a feather stick together.