Joe Van Dyke
Male | Linden, VA  
Smooth-talking Southern Blues Player
Posted By: LastTimePlayedUser Verified
Relationship Type: Straight
Victim's Gender: Female
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9/05/12 6:34 PM
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This smooth talking lying b*stard is not only an alcoholic but also a stoned excuse of a man. Joe claims he has gout and that is why he smokes. Nope, but does have high blood pressure. Eats Viagra like candy and seldom without a Heinekin in hand at home.
He plays guitar and from all accounts the band decided they couldn't deal with his mood swings or lying either so he is constantly "auditioning." Thus far FIVE women have contacted me that he's been running the same game on all of us at the SAME time as he was me and still active on ALL the dating sites looking for more women to prey on.

Joe lied about everything from owning his house - doesn't (another woman paid the rent for him), claims his ex abused him yet he in reality he still trying to get his ex back and have her run a new restaurant for him (amazingly her nickname is "Red" which is what he started calling me - same woman paid off his previous loan on the car/rent plus a 9k loan), He borrows your money, never has any of his own, doesn't want to advertise your relationship to his friends or Facebook or anywhere else due to "crazy exgirlfriends." He was apparently fired from the construction job when he told me he was getting contracts for his own office set up by them as Shendandoah VP due to being drunk/stoned when doing estimates, currently driving a rental truck he has already damaged and can't afford to turn in due to spending the ins he received for damaging his BMW (which is falling apart) $ for restaurant supplies, He was already apparently f*cking this 25 yearold inexperienced college student he promoted to VP of Marketing and Sales and now is announcing as his woman on Facebook on his restaurant website while he was still with me plus the others. Yet he is STILL ACTIVE on POF listed as GentleMountainBreezes, ToddtheRod4u and who knows how many others there, also listed on Zoosk. He sometimes lists his age as in his 40's when he is really 54, sometimes lists his locale as Linden, Front Royal, Hume, or Markham. His personal Facebook also lists him as single.

Don't be misled as he will be incrediably believeable to the point you doubt yourself and fall for it like I did, he will cry and tell you that he loves you like no other, but you can't believe any of it. Not the very first word.

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Admits ToddtheRod4U
is Joe Van Dyke

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exactly what he says

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Posted By: LastTimePlayedUser Verified | 9/06/12 5:07 PM
Two add'l women have contacted me about Joe as well as a "friend" of his that figured out the game he was playing and didn't think I deserved it. Apparently Joe is now boasting of his conquests as I was "Good for cash and taking it up the @ss". Ladies, I enjoy sex as good as or even more than the next woman, but NO woman deserves to be talked about like that, regardless of what act they enjoy or don't enjoy. Be safe, be careful, and simply avoid this man.
Posted By: LastTimePlayedUser Verified | 9/08/12 6:49 AM
It should be noted that at no time did I ask for forever, or committment, the one and only thing I did insist on was monogamy and honesty. Apparently neither is in the man.

While I did not print out snapshots of every day this man was on POF, it has been every night since he sent me the text claiming his VP as "His woman", if there are other women out there on POF who would be willing to contact me to step forward, by all means, step forward and be welcome. There is absolutely no reason this man should be allowed to run his game on all of us, we may -have been taken in by this smooth-talking liar, but there is no reasons others should suffer as well.
Posted By: LastTimePlayedUser Verified | 9/17/12 3:53 AM
It should be noted that an Emergency Protection order was recently issued aginst this man, as well as, he has now been charged with Coercion and Harassment by the Commonwealth of VA. Mr. VanDyke is also listed as a Person of Interest with the DoD and a possible Domestic Terrorist due to a highly threatening voicemail he recorded and left. Ladies again, be safe and stay far away...
Posted By: RaileUser Verified | 11/17/12 10:57 AM
How can you be contacted I was proposed to do business with this man.
Posted By: LastTimePlayedUser Verified | 12/02/12 12:07 PM
Oh? I am unsure as to why you would wish to contact me in this regard. I would tread very carefully with him, verify EVERYTHING he says as truth, wrap EVERY agreement in ironclad contracts that he can not possibly lie his way out of or claim he has no knowledge of, and hold him to every signed written promise., realize he will do his utmost to talk his way out of any responsibility, if you are hiring him random **** checks and urinalyis tests should be manadatory as he does do colon cleanses if he knows prior to testing, otherwise you are gambling against a stacked deck and a man who has apparently made a life avoiding being held accountable for his actions. Best of luck....

Cheater Details

Name: Joe Van Dyke
Age: 57
Sexual Preference: Straight
Location: Linden, VA
Gender: Male
Zodiac Sign: N/A
Maiden Name: N/A
Relationship Status: N/A
Profession: Hospitality
Education level: N/A
CheaterVersity™: N/A
Found Cheating On: Other
Ethnicity: White or Caucasian
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Gray
Height: 5 ft 8 in
Weight: 190
Tattoos: No

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