11 Signs He’s A Cheater!
11 Signs He’s A Cheater!
Cheating
is the ultimate betrayal. Some people
find out by catching their partner in the act or have incriminating
evidence. What if you don’t necessarily
have evidence but you think that something is up? What are the signs that maybe they are in
fact cheating?
College
Candy listed 11 signs that he might be cheating:
"You Never Did That
Before"
There’s
stuff you pick up from porn and there’s stuff you can’t know about unless
you’ve been doing it to another person. When he breaks out a new repertoire
that clearly isn’t something you have a taste for but he seems to be used to,
you bet he’s not learning the tricks from your, time, together.
Accuses You Of Cheating On
HIM!
It’s
called projecting.
Becoming A Metrosexual
He
starts spending more time in front of the mirror than The Situation, he’s
switching to vodka from beer, and he begins DVRing “The Chew” instead of “RAW
Supershow”! The signs of a content boyfriend are sloth and gluttony. Routine is
your friend. Buy it a beer.
Becoming Invisible
Flipside
of overcompensating by doing too much, he just stops showing any interest at
all. Guilt manifests itself in all sorts of different kinds of habits and
behavior.
Conflicting Stories
Your
boy: “I was at Steve’s house.” Steve: “He was at Jerry’s house.” Well, that
doesn’t raise an eyebrow, does it?
Covering Techno Tracks
New
password on his e-mail? He won’t let you use his phone? These may be signs of
hiding incriminating evidence of an illicit affair. You can’t subpoena the
electronics and I don’t recommend invading his privacy. But when he suddenly
becomes more private and borders on paranoid with all means of
communication…what do you smell?
New Facebook Friend
It’s
a socializing tool. And it’s less skeevy than Adult Friend Finder. When you
check his Facebook wall do you notice a hot girl you’ve never heard of “Liking”
every post he puts up about being done with work for the day? Yeah, that’s her.
Suddenly Growing A
Romantic Bone
When
the courting’s done, it’s f*cking done. I mean, there will be the occasional
romantic gesture. There will be the Valentine’s Day dinner. But if, out of the
blue, he whisks you off to Hawaii, buys you thousands in jewelry, and starts
reciting Lord Byron or the hipster equivalent to such things, that’s called
overcompensating for his guilt.
Suddenly Lower Libido
There’s
a guy being too tired one night, or two, and then there’s not needing to have
sex with you because he’s getting it from someone else. Be wary of a sudden
string of headaches.
The Man Doth Protest Too
Much!
“Big
boobs? I don’t see ‘em.” “Yvonne Stahovski doesn’t do it for me.” CHEATER!
Getting Caught!
If
it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, acts like a duck, and is dumber than
a duck to get caught!….Obvious, but conclusive.
Being guilty of one of these signs may not be enough
to prove they are cheating. If your
partner is guilty of multiple signs, it may be worth bringing it up to them.
Source:
http://collegecandy.com/2012/04/16/11-signs-hes-a-cheater-dudes-list/#photo=11