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10 Things You Can Do To Get Revenge On A Cheating Boyfriend
Article by: CheaterVille Staff
June 14, 2012

10 Things You Can Do To Get Revenge On A Cheating Boyfriend

Busted! You have caught your boyfriend cheating on you, whether you found him in bed with another woman, or found proof lying around. What do you do now? Or what if you have not exactly caught him yet, but you think you know he is cheating? Should you still react? Should you be mature and move on, or should you get revenge?

We all love the infamous magazine Cosmopolitan and their tips for sex & love, what did they have to say about this?  According to an Article in Cosmo, there are 10 things that they suggest you do if you think your man is cheating.


1. Dust the insides of his freshly washed boxers with hot chili powder.

2. Donate his 60-inch plasma to charity.

3. Engaged? Write him a touching thank-you note for the 3-carat Tiffany diamond ring that will now be worn on your middle finger.

4. Change his e-mail's auto response to "I'm unavailable today due to a raging case of genital warts."

5. "Forget" where you parked his vintage convertible.

6. Take a photo of yourself naked, then blur out all the good parts and leave it on his pillow with a message that says, "Too bad you'll never see these again."

7. Invite your friends to a backyard bonfire using his clothes and prized sports equipment as kindling.

8. Resist the urge to break up with him until the day of his big meeting — then give him a Sharpie mustache right before his alarm goes off.

9. Serve up Ex-Lax brownies to give him puh-lenty of time to sit and think about what he's done.

10. Challenge him to a naked wrestling match and whip out your signature move, the Ten-Fingered Ball-Crusher.

While some women would choose the high road and break up with their man in a less Queen B manner, some may like a little revenge.  You have to admit, the thought of your boyfriend after he cheated on you wearing hot chili powder panties is kind of funny.

Read more: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/get-revenge-on-cheaters?click=main_sr


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Posted By: SandyP | 6/15/12 10:12 AM
Those are some good suggestions! Re: #8 if he already has a mustache you just need to shave it off first, then do the sharpie! And I'd like to add a #11. You can use revengetool.com to sign him up for thousands of Spam emails! It only takes 5 minutes and it's free. www.revengetool.com sets him up for tons of garbage spam email that he can't ever stop!
Posted By: Grrrrrreat | 6/15/12 11:05 AM
hot chili powder in the boxers owwwwwwww
Posted By: Jotted | 6/15/12 11:20 AM
4. Change his e-mail's auto response to "I'm unavailable today due to a raging case of genital warts." sick burn
Posted By: SickLee | 6/15/12 11:31 AM
Ten fingered ball crusher is my signature move!
Posted By: Distilled6 | 6/15/12 11:41 AM
Dont ever mess with a man's tv
Posted By: pdaisy | 6/27/12 7:45 AM
The best way to get back at a cheater is to simply ignore them, as if you never had sex with them or know their name, it urkss the hell out of them. I have done this to a couple of cheating bastards and they called me for weeks trying to get back in. Just ignore them as if they never existed to you.
Posted By: lusiar | 5/30/13 11:01 AM
The only way you will ever know for sure if your boyfriend is cheating on you is if you catch him in the act or if he tells you straight up. I would really think about if this is the kind of relationship you want to be in and if not, get out of it. Nobody deserves to be treated like that,one of my best friend give this website http://1cellphonespyware.weebly.com

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